Funny quotes about men and women
“A woman driver is one who drives like a man and gets blamed for it” – Patricia Ledger
“If men liked shopping, they’d call it research” – Cynthis Nelms
“Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, thete has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts” – Nan Robertson
“If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?” – George Carlin
“Men have sight; women have insight” -Victor Hugo
“What passes for woman’s intuition is often nothing more than man’s transparency” – George Jean Nathan
“All men are jackals, but you need one to protect you from the rest of them” – Marlene Dietrich
“The man who thinks he has no faults has at least one” – Anonymous
“Men are stupid and women are crazy. And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid” – George Carlin
“If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck” – Linda Ellerbee
“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright” – Anonymous
“you can tell a man isnt handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw” – Milton Berle
“No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes” – George Coote
“If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side” – Stuart Turner
